EAT PRAY LOVE

i got too drunk at the oscar-watching party that i hosted

and then i saw eat pray love

i weighed the pros and cons of a juice fast

and then i saw eat pray love

i ordered a pair of “mohave desert” moccasins from the j. peterman catalogue

and then i saw eat pray love

i pre-ordered my copy of Poser: My Life in Twenty-Three Yoga Poses

and then i saw eat pray love

i resolved to be a more fearless communicator

and then i saw eat pray love

i deliberated between a sociable cabernet blend and a bolder argentinian malbec to accompany my cheese plate

and then i saw eat pray love.

i bought my daughter a fair trade ugandan hand-woven shopping basket at ten thousand villages

and then I saw eat pray love. 

i donated my christmas bonus to charity

and then i saw eat pray love

i made a dent in my christmas shopping

and then i saw eat pray love

I DECIDED NOT TO THINK ABOUT DAVID BROOKS

and then i saw eat pray love